Getting rid of the Super Bowl is the only way we can be sure that the Patriots won’t win the fucking Super Bowl. Let’s throw them in a shitty bowl game instead. Fuck it, let’s put all the teams in bowl games.
The Oxycontin Florida Bowl (Fort Myers, FL): Jaguars vs…
“The problem in society is not kids not knowing science. The problem is adults not knowing science. They outnumber kids 5 to 1, they wield power, they write legislation. When you have scientifically illiterate adults, you have undermined the very fabric of what makes a nation wealthy and strong.”—Neil deGrasse Tyson (via thescienceofreality)
“We’re not heroes. It burns me up how people use the word ‘hero’ today. The heroes are the kids who gave 100 percent; they gave their lives. The heroes are the mothers who gave up a son, who carried him for nine months, and raised him to do right, and he does right, and at eighteen, he goes to fight for his country, and he dies doing right. That’s a hero…Bill and I get furious when we hear it used in the wrong context. We know we’re not heroes. The kids who went to war and never walked back through his mother’s front door, he’s the hero.”—Edward ‘Babe’ Heffron (16 May 1923-1 December 2013)
I wish the moralist progressive revolutionaries the very best on their journey to save us from ourselves and to be, above all, decidedly moral in behavior. truly the secret of our salvation lay with them
SHALL WE DANCE WITH THEM WHILE OUR WORLD BURNS SLOW